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FRIENDS: Move out when they’re 18 with the full support of their parents .   

SERBIAN FRIENDS: Move out when they’re 28, having saved for that nice house and are a week away from getting married…unless there’s room in the basement for the newlyweds. 

FRIENDS: When their mom visits them she brings a nice bunt cake and you sip coffee and chat.   

SERBIAN FRIENDS: When their mom visits them she brings 3 days worth of food and begins to immediately tidy up, dust, do the laundry or rearrange the furniture.     

FRIENDS: Their dads always call before they come over to visit them and its usually only on special occasions.  

SERBIAN FRIENDS: Are not at all fazed when their dads come over, unannounced, on a  Saturday morning at 8:00am and start pruning the trees with a chainsaw or renovating the garage.   

FRIENDS: You can leave your kids with them and you always worry if everything is going to be ok plus you have to feed them after you
pick them up.   

SERBIAN FRIENDS : No problem, leave the kids there and if they get out of line the Serbian friend can set them straight…plus they get fed.

FRIENDS: Always pay retail and look in the yellow pages when they need something done.  

SERBIAN FRIENDS: Just call their dad or uncle and ask for another dad’s or uncle’s phone number to get it done…cash deal   

FRIENDS: Will come over for cake and coffee and expect cake and coffee, no more.

SERBIAN FRIENDS: Will come over for cake and coffee, a meal, a choice of two meats, Sarma , Potatoes, Homemade cookies and cakes and plates to take home…time permitting there will be a late snack as
well.   

FRIENDS: Think that being  Serbian is a great thing.   

SERBIAN FRIENDS: Know that being Serbian is a great thing   

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.   

SERBIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.   

FRIENDS: Will say “hello” 

SERBIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.  

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. 

SERBIAN  FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. 

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. 

SERBIAN  FRIENDS: Cry with you. 

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave. 

SERBIAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together. 

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

SERBIAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.  

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.   

SERBIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.  

FRIENDS : Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd is doing.

SERBIAN FRIENDS : Will kick the whole crowds’ ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.   

SERBIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, “I’m home!” 

FRIENDS: Are for a while. 

SERBIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.

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