hypergeometric summations are the most fun you can have with your clothes on; at the age of 19 your most productive years are behind you; your major result will be named for someone else; your fame lies in posing the question you can’t answer; you make mistakes … but they are really interesting mistakes; you [...]

Due to the enormous workload involved in physics classes combined with stress and lack of sleep, physics students often forget (either by accident, defense mechanism, or intentionally) what their major really is. Thus, as a physics major, I took it upon myself to create a small list of indicators to help us all remember what [...]

The Mercedes symbol looks like an eclipsed conformation. The first thing you reach for in the morning are your prescription safety glasses. All your shirts have holes. All your scars are not from bar fights but from chemical burns. Someone offers you acid, but its not what you expected. Describing sexual positions you use SN1, [...]